November 02 to Ocober 2001 Competions

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Caption Competition for November 02

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of November were

1: Ace Cafes' new headlight cleaning service!

2: Baby I promise I'll buy you a vibrator, now can I please have my bike back so the boys and I can go riding !

3: Any body know who owns this bike?? He told me last nite we would get married

Runner up

Ann Summers reveal the latest line in Strap On Dildos called "The Bandit!!!"

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Caption Competition for October 02

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of October were

1: 1st wish = new bike
2nd wish = new leathers
3rd wish = a little "head"

2: Nope, the teddybear periscope does not work, must get some smaller leathers!

3: yet another Ducati rider about to be whisked into the sack by some young chick.......

Runner up

Caught in the act- Leather adorning bear found straddling Duck!

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Caption Competition for September 02

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of September were

1: Arn't tiggers wonderful things

2: here kitty kitty

3: The advert was "Put a tiger IN your tank" sheesh, youngsters today!

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Caption Competition for August 02

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of August were

1: That's the last time that bastard will be revving his bike up at midnight again.

2: With this on my wheelchair I'll be sure to beat Ethel to the store this time!!

3: I'm telling you...this blender is knackered

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Caption Competition for July 02

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of July were

1: When he said "try getting your knee down" I thought he meant we were going to do it "doggy fashion"

2: "Houston, we have a problem"

3: PLEASE can I have some gloves before I hose the outhouse out for you grandpa

Runner up

now you want me to do WHAT with the hose???

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Caption Competition for June 02

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of June were

1: Ahh . . . The American Dream!

2: Finally, my blow-up biker babe has arrived.

3: I promise I will stop breast feeding him. One day!!!

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Caption Competition for May 02

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of May were

1: You could poke someones eye out with that thing!

2: doesn't she know its not polite to point.

3: "did someone ask for a slippery nipple "

Photo was taken at Daytona 2002 by Rich

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Caption Competition for April 02

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of April were

1: Now only if suzuki could create a rear end like that for the gsxf range

2: Honey, are you sure this is how you signal for a right turn?

3: Watch out she's gonna blow!!!!

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Caption Competition for March 02

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of March were

1: F*+$ing idiot, I get my tits out so no-one will notice my slippers and he makes an arse of the photo!

2: Realizing how unprotective appearing her new alpinestars slippers were, _______ decides riding shirtless must be safe too

3: In case you are worried, yes my slippers do have anti-slip soles.....Rule number one , safety first....

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Caption Competition for February 02

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of February were

1: 1st girl: I think he's trying to focus 2nd girl: No, pictures first, focus later!

2: Were gonna go bang the Michelin Man , wanna watch?

3: I wish I'd worn a mini skirt,this catsuit is making my crotch all sweaty.

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Caption Competition for January 02

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of January were

1 : " The strain was begining to show on Grandads face as he passed the 1 minute mark in the tit lifting competition"

2 : I said say cheese, not squeeze!

3 : With his dark shades on he couldn't understand why the TV would not change channel with the remote control!

18 Runners Up ( all received XXX password )

I can't even raise a smile anymore.
This could be my twin brother, 'cause people call me a "right tit".
You should have seen this size of them, before the kids ate them.
Not the biggest I've ever seen but damn sure some of the longest!
hey look, willie nelson is grooping my tit
After sqeezing for three hours, old Roy here finally gave up on the milking idea.
one for sorrow, two for joy, three lets grab hold, four 'o' boy
did i leave my false teeth under here?
my cocker spaniel dog has ears that look like your tits darlin !!!
"I usually feel a right tit when i do this!"
Hard riding, hard drinking, hard partying, hard to believe we finally made to our 28th birthday.
if only i'd remembered to put my f#*#ing teeth in Icould have chewed on these
wish i could remember what this is
Grandad, I said grab a hold of your teeth, NOT my tit!!!
Born again biker over does the regression therapy!.
flicking through the holiday photos brad wondered if giving his parents a motorbike for their silver anniversary had been such a good idea
Sorry, you lose....THIS is the real one!
THE HARDER YOU SQUEEZE THE BIGGER THE OTHER ONE GETS

We had over 300 entries this month :-)

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Caption Competition for December 01

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of December were

1 : the last time she saw that much skin on a head....she was stretching a rubber over it.

2 : Yes lads its true her knickers are tighter than the bikes handling

3 : I'd rather be riding you than that piece of shit between your legs

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Caption Competition for November 01

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of November were

1 : jus' limberin' up with a smoke before the suck start competition...

2 : "We'll really be cooking tonight"he said,

3 : I seen you with that hussy Honda last night. Don't Lie to me, now go. I don't want to see you anymore.

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Caption Competition for October 01

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of October were

1 : "and as you can see this model comes with an easily accessible tool pouch"

2 : This outfit should help me pass my rider's course.

3 : New Bike...£16000
Insurance...£875
New outfit...£120
Being so excited, you forgot to wear panties...PRICELESS

Click HERE for May to September Competions