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Caption Competition for December - March 05

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of September were

1: " Sorry guys i know the results of Decembers comp are still not out only I have no hands to pick out the winner"

2: " Them Orange County Chopper boys have gone to far with this one!"

3: " Atkins diet is not biker friendly "

 

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Caption Competition for October - November 04

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of September were

1: " Saddle Bags..."

2: " Thats why they call'em HOGS! "

3: " I wish I hadn't mistaken the superglue tube for the KY jelly last night.... "

 

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Caption Competition for July - September 04

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of September were

1: "The latest KNOX fanny protector,just needs slight adjustment... "

2: "who said 2-stroke was a bad way to ride? "

3: "So this is what they call a crotch rocket"

 

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Caption Competition for April-June 04

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of June were

1: "Hurry up and sign it! This kid has a woody and he's staring at my ass!"

2: "How do you spell easy rider Tracy? "

3: "Dear Billy, Hope that swelling goes down. Love, Nichole "

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Caption Competition for March 04

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of March were

1: "....and then when you come to a bump in the road you should lift your butt up off the seat. Thaaaat's right, juuuuust like that......"

2: "The councils new park and ride scheme was a great success"

3: "I thought you were a bit keen when you said I could have a go!"

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Caption Competition for February 04

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of February were

1: " I'd like to see where she keeps her drivers license!! "

2: " Don't you think my Suzi has a great arse end? "

3: " Wow your right, this does keep me from sliding around on the seat "

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Caption Competition for January 04

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of January were

1: " Are you sure this kind of lube will work on the chain ?? "

2: " what lovely cunttry side "

3: " I'm not worried about the wind in my hair it,s the chapped lips thats a problem."

 

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Caption Competition for November/December 03

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of December were

1: " Low gear my ass! 16% won't stop me from flying down this mountain at about 120mph!"

2: " C'mon, take the picture, you tosser! You parked it on me fuckin foot! Grrr "

3: " When I said I wanted you to 'go down' on me - this isn't quite what I meant!"

 

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Caption Competition for October 03

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of October were

1: " You meet the nicest people on a Honda "

2: " Oh no, when the guys said "show me what you got", they really wanted to see my riding skills..... "

3: " ALLRIGHT, Lets Haul ass! "

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Caption Competition for September 03

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of September were

1: Fuck the hogs. Lets ride the cat.

2: Kitty wanna play with my yarn balls?"

3: "I thought I saw a Titty Cat..."

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Caption Competition for August 03

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of August were

1: "Race ya for "PINK SLITS" ! "

2: "Should I tell her that I have a flesh eating virus on my tits? "

3: "Drag Racing Rule #37: Look EVERYWHERE for hidden nitrous bottles, EVERYWHERE! "

 

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Caption Competition for May - June - July 03
Extended for 3 months

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of July were

1: "ran out of tiedown straps MY ass"

2: "oh, I thought you said your fantasy was to see me with two dikes."

3: "I said I'd ride yours, but I'm not riding your friends."

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Caption Competition for March - April 03
Extended for an extra month

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of April were

1: Barbies first job at the bike shop was to mount a new tire! And she did!

2: Is this an Intruder???

3: "So now you know how Mini Moto's are conceived!"

Runners up
This feels so much better than Ken ever did!
when you said you had a big chopper,i thought you meant.....
Hoggie Style!
Biker Barbie learns what was missing between Ken's chaps.

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Caption Competition for February 03

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of February were

1: oh my god there's my mum! and this cow is touching himself

2: whats so funny, my cheap £90 pound jacket or my fucking stupid pants ?

3: I am so embarrassed I rode so fast here I lost my clothes and I think my tits are still in my jacket

Runners up

I'm all embarrassed, but not as much as if I was wearing THOSE TROUSERS!
Oh my God, this is a Honda, I'm so embarassed. I hope nobody see's me!
wow this is beter than the washing machine on fast spin
shit I'd better put my hand over it or i'll lose the bike!!!!
I was going so fast that my clothes and tits blew off!!!!!
Oh my God...do you think anyone saw my dick?
I feel so silly, tell me again how to pull in the clutch.
What do you mean the pants were a misrepresentation of my dick size? just because I'm dressed like a bull doesn't mean I'm hung like one.
I wish that man would just go away, those fuckin' pants are getting more attention than I am.
If not for the pose, you'de never be able to tell it was Michael Jackson, Owwwww
You naughty boy - you said put the key in the slot to turn it on didnt you ??
"Oh My God!!!! You weren't kidding about that vibration at 5000 Rpm's"

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Caption Competition for January 03

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of January were

1: Man..I wish they had fitted a cock on this tank...

2: My Husband said he was getting me a vibrator? But Jees!!!!

3: You Lied!! You promised it wasn't vibrating, now I'm wet

 

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Caption Competition for December 02

The 3 funniest captions we received by the end of December were

1: I smell tuna, but all I see is prawn !!!!

2: I knew siphoning fuel would be handy one day.

3: Sadly the Genuine Harley Davidson Blow Up Date Doll (part number 36-26-36) leaks air and must be constantly re-inflated

 

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